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I'm really stuck on this 'Camel going through a needle thing'. Maybe it is my calling to do this in the name of people with net worths of over $150M. The bible specifically says that it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to get to heaven. So here's my pitch. If I can make that an easy proposition (the bible doesn't say the size of the needle, or the camel. There are no subjects and conditions otherwise and therefore must be interpreted within the four corners of the document.)
It only makes sense. People with lower net worths can get baptised speaking in tongues - or being dunked in water, but the scripture says that it's hard for a rich guy to get into heaven.
If I make a camel ride that goes through a huge needle (under the scripture that I reviewed - there were no specifications as to the size of the camel, nor were there other subjects and conditions (e.g. it didn't say if the camel had to be a "live" camel, or hypercompressed),
Think about this as a business plan - "Camel Ride Through The Needle, $25,000"
Rich people can pony up ("camel up" didn't sound appropriate) the 25 grand (my value proposition - more cost effective than tithing) and on judgement day have something to say on opening arguments.
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