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Original: 9/12/2007 11:39 AM
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Wednesday, September 12, 2007

 THIS MORNING, I WOKE UP AND LOOKED OUT THE KITCHEN
WINDOW AND SAID, "HONEY?"  "HONEY?!!!" CALL JESSE!!!!



Yesterday, Melissa went around lunging and riding her horse Monet around the arena.  Monet is such a beautiful girl and she knows it.  So she's in heat (the horse, I mean) and every time she would pass Lindsay's horse, "Gideon" (which means mighty warrior) Monet would do a little flirty thing and slow down and look hot.  We think it drove Gideon crazy.

So this morning, I woke up and was making my regular non-fat yogurt/flax/sesame/pumpkin/sunflower seed mixture and brewing my iced green tea when I look out and I see an unfamiliar horse in the pasture that usually houses the siblings Rodin and Monet.  And I see that the fence is broken down.  Must be the mighty warrior, I thought.
Of course, my first thought was for you, my blog readers so I ran and got out the 70-200mm f2.8 Canon lens on the D30, making it a 300mm lens.  Then I texted Jesse and you should've seen the looks on their faces when they got out of his truck.
I guess what happened was when the Monet was trotting around so beautifully circling the arena, prancing teasingly in front of Gideon, he just got torqued up too much.  Mind you, he was in a pasture way across the way, so he busted out of his pasture - went across about I don't know, 60 yards and then broke into Monet/Rodin's fence, KICKED RODIN OUT and then proceeded to nail Monet repeatedly.
Poor brother Rodin.  He got kicked out of his bedroom and was wandering around.  He looked so sad this morning I had to take a photo of him:
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Must've been the

"regular non-fat yogurt/flax/sesame/pumpkin/sunflower seed mixture"

that got Gideon up on two hooves...

Posted 9/12/2007 12:00 PM by bluesky93 Xanga True Member - recommend - reply

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Hahahahha at blue sky....

To the rest?
I just say:


"Fong Porn"
Posted 9/12/2007 12:14 PM by farewellphotography Xanga Lifetime Member - recommend - reply

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OMG...that is hilarious!!!!  Poor Rodin.....he needs a big hug!!!!!  Did you get the pictures that I sent to your wwgd email??

Posted 9/12/2007 12:43 PM by smm672 - recommend - reply

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NASTY!!!!!!!
Posted 9/12/2007 1:06 PM by laurenchapman - recommend - reply

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tickets to kelowna: $548

breakfast at de Dutch: $17

seeing horse porn that is only second to the donkey show in mexico: priceless

Posted 9/12/2007 1:33 PM by RGantt Xanga Lifetime Member - recommend - reply

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Oh My Hell! How funny! Make sure the kids don't pull up your website, I am still scared by seeing Elephants on National Geographic on Sunday after church with my MOM! This is second runner up!
Posted 9/12/2007 1:53 PM by kristenalexanderphotographer Xanga Lifetime Member - recommend - reply

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So that is what they call "Horsin' Around". Although Monet looks a little dis-interested.

GQ

Posted 9/12/2007 1:59 PM by qnetx - recommend - reply

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What...no video???!!!

Slacker...

Posted 9/12/2007 2:04 PM by danieljwatkins - recommend - reply

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hot
Posted 9/12/2007 2:07 PM by Deyl - recommend - reply

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beautiful.

must be the honeymoonin mood around the ranch ; )
Posted 9/12/2007 2:09 PM by robinone Xanga True Member Xanga Lifetime Member - recommend - reply

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a horse is horse of course of course.
Posted 9/12/2007 2:57 PM by SpiCeySpaGetti - recommend - reply

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Oh my WORD!!!!
Posted 9/12/2007 4:54 PM by JJBOARD - recommend - reply

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oh...for the LOVE...are there NO limits on this blog??

just kidding, i think it's HILARIOUS and I was in tears today when mel's email with the story came across my blackberry!! I couldn't even BELIEVE it!! she made it sound like it was MONET's fault, though...not Gideon's! You also left the part out about how the food was gone and Monet's shoe was found by the hay.....the plot just kept thickening in the email I read!! It was like days of our lives at the horse ranch!!
Posted 9/12/2007 5:11 PM by JessicaStrickland - recommend - reply

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This is so sad...even the horse gets more than me...
Posted 9/12/2007 6:36 PM by DRDuggan - recommend - reply

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Start a new Reality show called "The Mares next Door". :)
Posted 9/12/2007 7:03 PM by MarieMoyers - recommend - reply

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Man... this blog has really gone X-Rated now.
Posted 9/12/2007 10:54 PM by RussLowe - recommend - reply

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Thanks for the laugh today!!!!  needed it!
Posted 9/13/2007 8:41 AM by portiajules Xanga True Member Xanga Premium Member - recommend - reply

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I'm glad you specified that the horse is the one in heat.
Posted 9/13/2007 9:44 AM by Tiffy_girl_ohio - recommend - reply

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oh lord, TMI.
Posted 9/13/2007 2:23 PM by rnormfoto - recommend - reply

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at least she could look/act like she is enjoying it. :(
Posted 9/14/2007 9:28 AM by markusb123 - recommend - reply


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